Contestant Kaitlyn shared a personal moment on the show – and viewers couldn’t contain their shock. Courtesy: Channel 7

DEAR GOD NO

LAST night’s season premier of reality show Seven Year Switch was car crash viewing, as expected — but one scene in particular really should’ve come with a warning.

We met American-born Kaitlyn and her boyfriend Mark, a couple facing one big issue: Mark’s reluctance to settle down and commit to his girlfriend.

Seven Year Switch: The full episode 1 recap

As the pair pack for their big switch, Kaitlyn whips out a rather intimidating-looking, uh, personal massage device she’ll be bringing with her. Mark looks visibly uncomfortably that Kaitlyn’s special friend is getting such ample camera time.

‘Say hello to my little friend’

‘Say hello to my little friend’Source:Channel 7

“Why do you have a problem with my vibrator?” she asks him, waving the battery-operated fun pump in his general direction.

Well Kaitlyn, it’s not just Mark that has a problem with your vibrator: Now the rest of Australia does, too.

Here’s the thing: If you’re going to wave your dildo in the air (like you just don’t care) on national TV, can you at least give it a wash first?

Just threw up in my mouth a little bit

Just threw up in my mouth a little bitSource:Channel 7

In the name of hard-hitting journalism, let’s take an even closer look:

Oh girl please go put that in the dishwasher on pot wash

Oh girl please go put that in the dishwasher on pot washSource:Channel 7

Across Australia, concerned citizens united on social media with one simple plea: KAITLYN, WASH YOUR VIBRATOR.

Let’s not even think about the fact that she also appears to enjoy using the manky thing as a microphone.

VIBRATOR IS NOT A MICROPHONE, KAITLYN

VIBRATOR IS NOT A MICROPHONE, KAITLYNSource:Channel 7

One episode in and we’re already getting bad vibes from this show (sorry).

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