If you scroll through our section of The Bachelorette spoilers, you will learn who wins the heart of Rachel Lindsay over the next several weeks.
You will know exactly who proposes later this summer.
But you will NOT know who makes Rachel cry
You will NOT know who ends up with a bloody face
You will NOT know who gets called out for being on the show for the "wrong reasons.:"
You will NOT know the identity of the men who swap spit with this beautiful attorney over the next few episodes.
You will NOT know who strips all the way down in a hot tub.
You will NOT know the gorgeous locales ABC sends Lindsay and her suitors off to during the course of this season.
You will NOT know who gets confronted by a woman who claims she's the contestant's girlfriend… and she has the text messages to prove it!
You will NOT know whether Lucas The Whaboom advances very far or whether Jonathan the Tickle Monster is in it for the long haul.
Indeed, readers, The Bachelorette season premiere was just the beginning.
Where does everything go from here?
Who will Rachel eliminate? Which men will nearly come to blows? Which men seemingly will come to blows?
What insults will fly and how many tears will be shed?
ABC has released an extended, four-minute teaser that at least hints at the answers to all these questions.
Take a deep breath. Prepare yourself. And check it out now: